This weekend, the lovely jennyp5309 and I went to San Antonio for the commitment ceremony of jessica1978 and the fantastic Jen. I say commitment only because they can't legally get married in this bass-ackward state of ours, but truth be told, it was a wedding, and a lovely one at that. The minister was a good friend of Jessica's from years back, and much of the language used was right out of the Lutheran service Jenny & I used. So congratulations, Jess & Jen! May you always live as newlyweds!
So here are some random quotes from the weekend, all of which are taken out of context. Because that's the way God intended, yo.
James: (at the hair stylist w/ Jess) "Look! You can get hair extensions... they're endorsed by [celebrity]!"
Jess: "I think that's actually her hair."
Jenny: "It looks so authentic. Of course, if you wore it, you couldn't pass a drug test to get a job."
"This is one of my favorite jokes. It's really, really clean. Well, it IS a little racist..."